Words of Wisdom in short doses...

[KBs PensNmore]

Behind every angry woman, stands a Man
who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong.

Been there done that.
Then, been there several more times,
because, apparently I never learn!

Every time you talk to your wife,
your mind should remember that this...
'Conversation will be recorded for
training and quality purposes'.

Some things are just better left unsaid.
And I usually realize it, right after I say them.

Life is short.
Smile, while you still have teeth.

Don't try to understand women,
women understand women,
and they hate each other.

Arguing with a woman is like
reading the Software License agreement.
In the end you have to ignore everything,
and click "I agree".

Never make a woman mad.
They can remember stuff that
hasn't even happened yet.

Remember, women always
have the last word in an argument.
Anything a man adds after that
is the beginning of a new argument.

"Be decisive. Right or wrong,
make a decision. The road of life
is paved with flat animals that
couldn't make a decision.

If a woman says"First of all,"
during an argument, run away
because, she has prepared
research, data, charts,
and will destroy you.

A wise man once said nothing.

[Tonyz]

There must be something wrong with my marriage, Ive never had these problems, never had to or wanted to yell at her, we get along extrmely well well, I have my interests, she has her's although infiltrating my workshop to try lathe work was confronting............. she has her side of the bed, when I feel life I share that side, we cook (meals....you dirty minded) together...............

Can you please tell me what Ive done wrong or how can I experience the above comments and behaviour.

[lovetoride]

and when the conversation starts with "I've been thinking..." that means it will probably have a cost associated with it. Just saying.

It always causes amusement (and occasionally some dread) in this household and he knows that I have been researching the prospective purchase for some time and can present the full justification.

Jane

[Tonyz]

We are both guilty of that sentence....cost $4.5K this morning, go out to buy a new mattress, finish up with whole bedroom suite.