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  1. #1
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    Default Words of Wisdom in short doses...

    Behind every angry woman, stands a Man
    who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong.

    Been there done that.
    Then, been there several more times,
    because, apparently I never learn!

    Every time you talk to your wife,
    your mind should remember that this...
    'Conversation will be recorded for
    training and quality purposes'.

    Some things are just better left unsaid.
    And I usually realize it, right after I say them.

    Life is short.
    Smile, while you still have teeth.

    Don't try to understand women,
    women understand women,
    and they hate each other.

    Arguing with a woman is like
    reading the Software License agreement.
    In the end you have to ignore everything,
    and click "I agree".

    Never make a woman mad.
    They can remember stuff that
    hasn't even happened yet.

    Remember, women always
    have the last word in an argument.
    Anything a man adds after that
    is the beginning of a new argument.

    "Be decisive. Right or wrong,
    make a decision. The road of life
    is paved with flat animals that
    couldn't make a decision.

    If a woman says"First of all,"
    during an argument, run away
    because, she has prepared
    research, data, charts,
    and will destroy you.

    A wise man once said nothing.
    To grow old is mandatory, growing up is optional.

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    There must be something wrong with my marriage, Ive never had these problems, never had to or wanted to yell at her, we get along extrmely well well, I have my interests, she has her's although infiltrating my workshop to try lathe work was confronting............. she has her side of the bed, when I feel life I share that side, we cook (meals....you dirty minded) together...............

    Can you please tell me what Ive done wrong or how can I experience the above comments and behaviour.
    I would love to grow my own food, but I can not find bacon seeds

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    and when the conversation starts with "I've been thinking..." that means it will probably have a cost associated with it. Just saying.

    It always causes amusement (and occasionally some dread) in this household and he knows that I have been researching the prospective purchase for some time and can present the full justification.

    Jane

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    We are both guilty of that sentence....cost $4.5K this morning, go out to buy a new mattress, finish up with whole bedroom suite.
    I would love to grow my own food, but I can not find bacon seeds

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