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    BIOLOGY EXAM:

    This is straight from Scotland. Students in an advanced Biology
    class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was, 'Name
    seven advantages of Mother's Milk. The question was worth 70 points
    or none at all.

    One student, in particular, was hard put to think of seven advantages.
    However, he wrote:

    1) It is perfect formula for the child.

    2) It provides immunity against several diseases.

    3) It is always the right temperature.

    4) It is inexpensive.

    5) It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.

    6) It is always available as needed.

    And then the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation, just before
    the bell rang indicating the end of the test, he wrote:

    7) It comes in two attractive containers and it's high enough off
    the ground where the cat can't get it.

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    did he get the 70 points
    I would love to grow my own food, but I can not find bacon seeds

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    Reminds me of the answer to the question: Is Hell exothermic or endothermic? Explain.
    regards from Alberta, Canada

    ian

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