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1st January 2017, 07:10 PM #1GOLD MEMBER
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Drink driving in the festive season.
A warning to be careful about drink driving in the festive season as police are everywhere out there checking on drivers. Last night I was out for a few drinks. One thing lead to another and I had a few too many pints and then went onto the Wild Turkey. Not a good idea. Knowing I was over the limit, I decided to leave my car at the pub and took a taxi cab home. Sure enough, I passed a police checkpoint at the top of the road where they were pulling over cars and performing breathalyser tests. Because I was in a taxi they just waved it past. I arrived home safely and without incident, which was a real surprise as I've never driven a taxi before and I am not even sure where I got it from.
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1st January 2017, 11:54 PM #2SENIOR MEMBER
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2nd January 2017, 01:01 AM #3GOLD MEMBER
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I don't drink Drive, cos it's a laundry detergent
To grow old is mandatory, growing up is optional.
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2nd January 2017, 10:54 AM #4
Don't drink and drive ....you might spill some.......blood
The person who never made a mistake never made anything
Cheers
Ray
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2nd January 2017, 11:46 AM #5GOLD MEMBER
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Had a laugh at the above, but, all jokes aside, I'm pleased to see the police out and about doing the drink/drug tests.
Regards,
Bob
Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence.
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2nd January 2017, 12:35 PM #6Senior Member
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2nd January 2017, 01:05 PM #7Senior Member
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good to see the police doing there job, making the streets safer catching the heavily intoxicated
NZ just changed there limit a few years ago from .08 to .05, i didn't mind it at .08 as you could have two drinks and know you are legally fine to drive, where as .05 you just don't know and its not worth the risk
i don't drink now, so it doesn't affect me, but for those in rural areas, taxis aren't really available and the only entertainment is the pub.
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2nd January 2017, 02:02 PM #8
Another reason why I don't take taxis.
You must have been lucky as taxi driver do get tested as well.
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2nd January 2017, 02:50 PM #9GOLD MEMBER
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I took a bus home one night, they still haven't come to collect it off the driveway.
To grow old is mandatory, growing up is optional.
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2nd January 2017, 09:27 PM #10
So, next time you going to take the train home, be careful, they might track you down....
The person who never made a mistake never made anything
Cheers
Ray
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2nd January 2017, 10:48 PM #11Member
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Can we please get a GROAN button
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4th January 2017, 12:36 AM #12GOLD MEMBER
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I've seen Draught beer, with the manufacturer pulling a loaded cart with kegs on it.
To grow old is mandatory, growing up is optional.
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4th January 2017, 01:01 AM #13GOLD MEMBER
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Many years ago QLD had a beer strike and we reluctantly had to drink beers from south of the border.
I particularly remember one which was termed "the green death", I heard some blokes sent it to a lab for testing, the result came back as "this horse is unfit for work".Regards,
Bob
Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence.
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4th January 2017, 08:51 AM #14
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4th January 2017, 09:09 AM #15GOLD MEMBER
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Regards,
Bob
Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence.
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