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31st December 2016, 04:50 PM #1
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Separating Light from Dark
A father was reading the Bible to his young daughter before bedtime
one night. He was on the first chapter of Genesis.
"In the beginning, the world was without form and void," the father
read. "And God said, 'Let there be light.' And God separated the
light from the dark."
"I know what happens next!" the little girl exclaimed excitedly.
"What happens next?" asked the father, smiling.
The girl replied, "God did two loads of laundry."Androgens Order
Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
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31st December 2016, 09:51 PM #2
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Didn't see that one coming!
Alan...
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2nd January 2017, 02:52 PM #3
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Wonder if he'll come and do mine????
To grow old is mandatory, growing up is optional.
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