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Thread: New Boat
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9th December 2016, 02:28 PM #1
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New Boat
Busy in the yard one afternoon, my father paused to admire our
neighbor's new boat.
"Sure is a beauty, Charles," Dad said. Knowing that Charles' wife was
conservative when it came to spending money, my father asked, "Was it
expensive?"
"The boat itself wasn't so bad," Charles replied. "But the extras really hurt."
"You mean things like water skis, life jackets and trailer?" my father asked.
"No," our neighbor said with a sigh. "I mean the new carpet, the
kitchen cabinets and the living-room furniture."Androgens Order
Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
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9th December 2016, 03:55 PM #2rrich Guest
Sounds like my first table saw and the diamond ring.
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13th December 2016, 04:05 AM #3
Hout Jaapie
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Oh! the joys of being single.
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14th December 2016, 11:49 PM #4
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Is that a bit like the bloke that bought a large boat and let his wife name it.
She named it "For Sale"To grow old is mandatory, growing up is optional.
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