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29th November 2016, 05:05 PM #1GOLD MEMBER
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Irish millionaire
Mick, from Dublin , appeared on 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire' and towards the end of the program had already won 500,000 euros.
"You've done very well so far," said Chris Tarrant, the show's presenter, "but for a million euros you've only got one life-line left, phone a friend. Everything is riding on this question. Will you go for it?"
"Sure," said Mick. "I'll have a go!"
"Which of the following birds does NOT build its own nest?
a) Sparrowb) Thrush,
c) Magpie,
d) Cuckoo?"
"I haven't got a clue." said Mick,
''So I'll use my last lifeline and phone my friend Paddy back home in Dublin ..."
Mick called up his mate, and told him the circumstances and repeated the question to him.
" B'jasusl, Mick!" cried Paddy.
"Dat's simple it's a cuckoo."
"Are you sure?"
"I'm dead sure."
Mick hung up the phone and told Chris,
"I'll go with cuckoo as my answer."
"Is that your final answer?" asked Chris.
"Dat it is."
There was a long, long pause and then the presenter screamed, "Cuckoo is the correct answer! Mick, you've won 1 million euros!"
The next night, Mick invited Paddy to their local pub to buy him a drink.
"Tell me, Paddy? How in Heaven's name did you know it was da Cuckoo that doesn't build its own nest?"
“Because everyone knows he lives in a clock!"To grow old is mandatory, growing up is optional.
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30th November 2016, 06:02 AM #2rrich Guest
While LOL also an OMG is mandatory.
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30th November 2016, 07:37 AM #3
didn't see that coming ... roflmao
regards
Nick
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