I'm OUTRAGED

[Daddles]

They just announced Australia's most eligable bachelors and I'M NOT ON THE LIST :mad:

I'm eligable.
I'm desirable.
I'm single dammit.
Why aren't I there?
I'm rational ... sometimes.
I'm a model of physical perfection ... in places.
Most of me works ... with provocation.
Cripes, I can even recognise a woman ... most of the time.
Dammit. Tiki said I need a woman, so why aren't I on that list?

Bah. Humbug.
Richard

[zenwood]

I'm a model of physical perfection ... in places.

There's the rub: which places?:eek:

[bitingmidge]

It's this boat thing.


They know.


P

[silentC]

I'm eligable

Legibility would be more important in your field, wouldn't it?

BTW you forgot to run your spellchecker

[adrian]

It's that little red MG.
No room for kids. To be eligible these days you have to swap the 'boy's toy' for a Tarago and buy a small white furry dog called pixie.

[Daddles]

Pah, here I am fishing for feminine sympathy and I get you lot :eek:

Cripes, a mother was walking her kids to school today, saw me get out of my car (I live real close), wrapped her arms around the kids and hurried them away while keeping a watchful eye on me all the time. :eek: And NO, I wasn't wearing an old, plastic mac ... I bought a new one earlier this year.

Richard

[Kev Y.]

PSSST Daddles.. dont tell anyone,

I think you should look here

www.lavalife.com.au

[oges]

Maybe you have to join the Wiggles first...

[Waldo]

G'day Daddles,

Why would a bloke care about who's the most in Australia's most eligable bachelors list? Now if you were looking at who's made Miss Indy I'd understand.

But a bloke looking at who's made a blokes list. :eek:

[bitingmidge]

NO, I wasn't wearing an old, plastic mac ...

:eek: :eek: :eek:

So that would have eliminated the element of surprise!
:eek: :eek: :eek:

P

[Studley 2436]

Actually there are a couple of fast ways to meet women. Sell your tools and take up something like crochet

Or best option go for Dancing Lessons. Those places are full of girls dancing with each other because there aren't enough guys. A Drama group might be similar.

they don't call me Studley for nothing

Studley

[Kev Y.]

. Those places are full of girls dancing with each other

studley.. are you SURE your in the right place :eek: :eek:

[lesmeyer]

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?"

The girl said, "NO!"



And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing, hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and farted whenever he wanted. He could also visit the shed whenever he wished to do so.
Les