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Thread: I'm OUTRAGED
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15th September 2005, 11:56 PM #1
I'm OUTRAGED
They just announced Australia's most eligable bachelors and I'M NOT ON THE LIST :mad:
I'm eligable.
I'm desirable.
I'm single dammit.
Why aren't I there?
I'm rational ... sometimes.
I'm a model of physical perfection ... in places.
Most of me works ... with provocation.
Cripes, I can even recognise a woman ... most of the time.
Dammit. Tiki said I need a woman, so why aren't I on that list?
Bah. Humbug.
Richard
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15th September 2005, 11:58 PM #2Originally Posted by DaddlesThose are my principles, and if you don't like them . . . well, I have others.
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16th September 2005, 08:42 AM #3
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16th September 2005, 09:19 AM #4I'm eligable
BTW you forgot to run your spellchecker"I don't practice what I preach because I'm not the kind of person I'm preaching to."
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16th September 2005, 09:31 AM #5SENIOR MEMBER
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It's that little red MG.
No room for kids. To be eligible these days you have to swap the 'boy's toy' for a Tarago and buy a small white furry dog called pixie.
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16th September 2005, 10:57 AM #6
Pah, here I am fishing for feminine sympathy and I get you lot :eek:
Cripes, a mother was walking her kids to school today, saw me get out of my car (I live real close), wrapped her arms around the kids and hurried them away while keeping a watchful eye on me all the time. :eek: And NO, I wasn't wearing an old, plastic mac ... I bought a new one earlier this year.
Richard
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16th September 2005, 11:06 AM #7
PSSST Daddles.. dont tell anyone,
I think you should look here
www.lavalife.com.au
I try and do new things twice.. the first time to see if I can do it.. the second time to see if I like it
Kev
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16th September 2005, 12:33 PM #8
Maybe you have to join the Wiggles first...
Brett
Only Robinson Crusoe could get everything done by Friday!
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16th September 2005, 12:41 PM #9
G'day Daddles,
Why would a bloke care about who's the most in Australia's most eligable bachelors list? Now if you were looking at who's made Miss Indy I'd understand.
But a bloke looking at who's made a blokes list. :eek:
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16th September 2005, 01:25 PM #10
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16th September 2005, 02:26 PM #11
Actually there are a couple of fast ways to meet women. Sell your tools and take up something like crochet
Or best option go for Dancing Lessons. Those places are full of girls dancing with each other because there aren't enough guys. A Drama group might be similar.
they don't call me Studley for nothing
StudleyAussie Hardwood Number One
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16th September 2005, 03:01 PM #12Originally Posted by Studley 2436I try and do new things twice.. the first time to see if I can do it.. the second time to see if I like it
Kev
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16th September 2005, 03:29 PM #13
The World's Shortest Fairy Tale
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?"
The girl said, "NO!"
And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing, hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and farted whenever he wanted. He could also visit the shed whenever he wished to do so.
Les
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