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  1. 15th November 2016, 07:15 PM #1
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    A man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him round the head with a frying pan.


    'What was that for?' the man asked. The wife replied ,


    'That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I found in your pants pocket'.


    The man then said 'When I was at the races last week ,Jenny was the name of the horse I bet on.' The wife apologized and went on with the housework.


    Three days later the man is watching TV when his wife bashes him on the head with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him unconscious. Upon re-gaining consciousness the man asked why she had hit again.



    Wife replied. 'Your horse phoned'
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  2. 18th November 2016, 11:17 PM #2
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  3. 18th November 2016, 11:45 PM #3
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    Was it a "Fine Cotton"
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    I think the name of the horse was 'y-hitaman'
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  5. 19th November 2016, 04:47 PM #5
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    I reckon the wife won't be a sure thing after that episode.

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