Last Parachute.

[artful bodger]

A plane was about to crash and there were 4 passengers on board, but only 3 parachutes.
The 1st passenger said, "I am Steph Curry, the best NBA basketball player. The Warriors and my millions of fans need me, and I can't afford to die." So he took the 1st parachute and left the plane.
The 2nd passenger, Donald Trump, said, "I am the newly-elected U.S. President, and I will be the smartest President in American history, so my people don't want me to die." He took the 2nd parachute and jumped out of the plane.
The 3rd passenger, the Pope, said to the 4th passenger, a 10 year old schoolboy, "My son, I am old and don't have many years left, you have more years ahead of you so I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute."
The little boy said, "That's okay, Your Holiness, there's a parachute left for both of us. America 's smartest President just took my schoolbag."

[Rodgera]

This is a recycle of, a recycle of, a recycle of, a recycle of, a recycle..... ad finitum

[rwbuild]

....still funny though.....