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15th November 2016, 08:00 PM #1
Laying it out at the Seniors complex
On the first day at the new seniors complex the manager addressed all the new residents, pointing out some of the rules:
"The female sleeping quarters will be out-of-bounds for all males, and the male dormitory for the females. Anybody caught
breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time." He continued, "Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be
fined $60. Being caught a third time will get you a fine of $180. Are there any questions?" At this point an older gentleman
stood up in the crowd and inquired: How much for a season pass?Johnno
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