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  1. #1
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    Default Helping my neighbour

    My neighbour, a lovely old woman, was devastated recently when her cat
    was killed by the local garbage truck. It was a beautiful cat with unusual
    markings, e.g. each paw was a different colour, it had a white diamond
    pattern on the forehead and it's ears were two different colours. She
    was so distraught I asked if I could be of any assistance.

    She asked if I could possibly find an identical cat for her and I
    agreed to try.

    Have you ever tried to purchase a dead cat on eBay with
    such markings ... I am still looking.

    Allan
    Life is short ... smile while you still have teeth.

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    It's a catastrophy

    TT
    Learning to make big bits of wood smaller......

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    You're looking in the wrong place, you need a pet shop CATalogue.
    Cheers Fred



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    Categorically speaking, pussy hunting, for the uninitiated, can become a full time job.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rustynail View Post
    Categorically speaking, pussy hunting, for the uninitiated, can become a full time job.

    Sort of like a Trump card?

    TT
    Learning to make big bits of wood smaller......

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    It is definitely a cat scan

    .........OMG, this is growing whiskers for sure.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GeoffW1 View Post
    It is definitely a cat scan

    .........OMG, this is growing whiskers for sure.
    Nothing's purrfect.

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    The full time job is putting up with it after you catch it

  9. #9
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    A little search music may help, could I suggest.....

    "Spartacus" by Khachaturian.

    aka the theme from "The Onedin Line".
    Regards,
    Bob

    Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence.

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