Blue Mountains FGT #7 - Sunday 20th Nov - All welcome

[NCArcher]

Just a quick question.

Do we have to wait until Tony exits the mortal coil before we begin the embalming, err.. shellacing, or can we slosh it about a bit as he arrives and in so doing hasten the inevitable?

If it did work the other way, the gamma rays that is, could he be able to cut one hundred dovetails a minute or perhaps sharpen sixty handsaws an hour?

Regards
Paul

I'm open to anything that will relieve this terrible pain i'm in after falling into a huge prickly pear cactus. And it was right after the anvil dropped off the cliff edge onto my head too.

[Ross]

Is this the book Ross....

A Polishers Handbook

Yes it is Crowie.

This is fifth revision, the previous one was 2002 so there have been changes.

Ross

[Sawdust Maker]

Hey Fency

Is there a list of who's coming to NCArcher’s embalming, woops, to the 7th Blue Mountains extravaganza?

[Heavansabove]

Brett, unfortunately I realise I will be away, and can't get there.

Bugger
Peter

[Ross]

I'm open to anything that will relieve this terrible pain i'm in after falling into a huge prickly pear cactus. And it was right after the anvil dropped off the cliff edge onto my head too.

You will have to change your name to Wiley Coyote.

[Bushmiller]

I'm open to anything that will relieve this terrible pain i'm in after falling into a huge prickly pear cactus. And it was right after the anvil dropped off the cliff edge onto my head too.

I hope this is not a compo claim .

Regards
Paul

[crowie]

You will have to change your name to Wiley Coyote.

Yep...same sort of issues as that poor coyote....

[FenceFurniture]

Yep...same sort of issues as that poor coyote....

I must say that THIS


is a particularly good idea.

Hey Fency

Is there a list of who's coming to NCArcher’s embalming, woops, to the 7th Blue Mountains extravaganza?

Yep. S'coming.

Brett, unfortunately I realise I will be away, and can't get there.

Bugger
Peter

Yes, bugger alright! Alan has to go to an Historical Society Xmas Party, and says he knows where he rather be.....

I hope this is not a compo claim .

Oh Gawd, WHY did you mention that. Now he'll be looking for free timber.......

[Sawdust Maker]

I hope this is not a compo claim .

Regards
Paul

Just don't mention whiplash!

[FenceFurniture]

Oh Gawd, WHY did you mention that. Now he'll be looking for free timber.......

I forgot.....he already has been, and I have 0.0343% of a m³ of Curly Tallow Wood set aside for him. BUT THAT'S IT! No more freebies without several Doctor's Certificates - from the different Specialists involved (we must be up to 9 different ailments by now)

[Bushmiller]

Just don't mention whiplash!

Why would that be? Another potential injury or does it open up a whole new arena, which I am reluctant to enlarge upon, but relies heavily on the bullocky's main weapon.

Regards
Paul

[NCArcher]

No more freebies without several Doctor's Certificates - from the different Specialists involved (we must be up to 9 different ailments by now)

My wife is a doctor. I may have distemper as well.... and a dodgy fetlock. Come to think of it, she did mention something about me going to live on a farm where I can run free. Must be for my recuperation.

And just to keep this thread on track, I've assembled quite a few things for sale on the day. Table saw accessories, power tools, hand tools, books and other stuff. I'll just need someone to help me carry it because of (insert ailment here..)

[Bushmiller]

I'm open to anything that will relieve this terrible pain i'm in after falling into a huge prickly pear cactus. And it was right after the anvil dropped off the cliff edge onto my head too.

Tony

You sure are experiencing a whole heap of grief.

Just out of interest, was the anvil recovered and would you happen to know if anybody has claimed it as I could be in the market for one at the right price?

Regards
Paul

[NCArcher]

Tony

Just out of interest, was the anvil recovered and would you happen to know if anybody has claimed it as I could be in the market for one at the right price?

Regards
Paul

I did ricochet off my head and landed on my foot (another reason I can't be lugging heavy timber around) I recall it was an ACME brand but i don't know what happened to it. I will put your name on the next one Paul. It's sure to strike well before the 20th.

[Simplicity]

My wife is a doctor. I may have distemper as well.... and a dodgy fetlock. Come to think of it, she did mention something about me going to live on a farm where I can run free. Must be for my recuperation.

And just to keep this thread on track, I've assembled quite a few things for sale on the day. Table saw accessories, power tools, hand tools, books and other stuff. I'll just need someone to help me carry it because of (insert ailment here..)

I would appreciate any one watching my wife watching me look at the for sale table.
To cover my a....
And explain to said wife it's a free stuff kind of thingy going on with forum members.
She will believe you more if you offer to top up a wine glass as well for her.

Cheers Matt