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  1. #1
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    Default Teenage Communication

    Our 15-year-old son asked me to drive him to his friend's house.
    Once we were in the car and several minutes had passed in silence, I
    attempted to open the lines of communication.

    "Did you have a nice day at school?"

    "Yep."

    "Any homework to do?"

    "Nope."

    "You got your hair cut"

    "Yep."

    "This is a monosyllabic conversation isn't it?"

    "Yep."

    "You do know what monosyllabic means?"

    "Yep."

    "Well, tell me." Aha, I thought, now he has to give me a dictionary
    explanation.

    With a mischievous grin and a sly look at me, he replied, "One."

    ----------- Today's saying or thought -------------------------

    Even duct tape can't fix stupid, but it can muffle the sound.
    Androgens Order
    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

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    my teenager has occasionally -- when directed to reply in sentences containing at least 5 words -- spoken in sentences containing exactly 5 words!
    regards from Alberta, Canada

    ian

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    Yes, I can remember having similar conversations with my parents. When my mother saw me attempting to straighten out my then 5 year old son, she commented that "you get the children you deserve".

    She was right (mostly).

    TT
    Learning to make big bits of wood smaller......

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    Never say Brats are not punished, they grow up and have brats of their own.
    Hugh

    Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.

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    You need sales techniques. Open and closed questions.

    My son was the same (well, still is), so it's "so, how was your ignorance reduced today" (I.e. what did you learn)... He answers "stuff"... I ask "what stuff, specifically"... And so it goes.

    Turning the Internet off helps!

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    I may be weird, but I'm saving up to become eccentric.

    - Andy Mc

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    Quote Originally Posted by A Duke View Post
    Never say Brats are not punished, they grow up and have brats of their own.
    Yup. Guilty

    TT
    Learning to make big bits of wood smaller......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skew ChiDAMN!! View Post
    Dammit. Ya beat me to it Skew. I have LOVED this song for ages and whenever I'm around a teenager and start getting "those" answers I start singing it to them...and following them around still singing it...then sit on their chests staring deeply into their eyes and continue singing just to drive the point home.

    The lesson might not be learned, but damn it's good fun
    Every time you make a typo, the errorists win.

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