Recently, my husband put his car in reverse and accidentally drove it
into a wall. He took it to his mechanic, who replaced the dented bumper.

A few days later, he did it again. "I'm so embarrassed," he moaned,
reaching for the phone.

"Why not tell him it was me this time?" I suggested.

"Maybe I will," he said while dialing. "It worked the last time."----OUCH!!!