A doctor in Dublin wanted to get a day off work and go fishing, so he approaches his assistant.

"Murphy, I'm going fishing tamorra, and don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all me patients!"

"Aye Yes, Sir!" answers Murphy.

The doctor goes fishing and returns the following day and asks;
"So, Murphy, how was your day?"

Murphy told him that he took care of three patients.
"The first one had a wee headache, so i gave him a couple of paracetamol""Bravo Murphy me lad, and the second one?" asks the doctor"
"The second one complained of indigestion and I gave him Gaviscon, so I did sir." says Murphy.

"Bravo, bravo! by the Saints you're good at this and what about the third one?" asks the doctor.

"Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door flies open and a young Gorgeous woman bursts in.
Like a bolt outta da blue, she tears off her clothes, takes off everything including her bras and knickers!And lies down on the table, spreads her legs and shouts;"
"HELP ME for the love of St Patrick! For five years I've not seen a man!"

"Tunderin' Lard Jaesus, Mary and Joseph! Murphy, what did you do?" asks the Doctor


"I put drops in her eyes!!!!"