This year I decided it was about time for me to
get in shape and lose weight. I joined a gym and
made an appointment with Walt, a personal trainer.

One day I found myself reclining self-consciously
on a machine with my feet set to press on a weighted platform.

"Do you wear those shoes often?" Walt asked.

"They're my best running shoes!" I declared, dodging the question.

He scrutinized them closely, then asked, "Are those cobwebs on them?"



----------- Today's saying or thought -------------------------

I'm a perfectionist with a procrastinator complex.
Someday I'm going to be awesome.