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    Of all the people in the whole of the human race, God chose Adam for a chance at eternal life.

    His desision made he shouted, as loud as he could 'Adam! Come forth and win eternal life without aging'
    Unfortunately Adam came fifth and won a toaster
    Cheers Fred



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    They called him Adam cos e aint got um
    Androgens Order
    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

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