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Thread: Things I Don't Do
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16th August 2016, 10:17 AM #1
Things I Don't Do
1. I don't do windows because ... I love birds and don't want one to
run into a clean window and get hurt.
2. I don't wax floors because ... I am terrified a guest will slip
and hurt themselves. I'd feel terrible and they might sue.
3. I don't mind the dust bunnies because ... they are very good company.
I have named most of them, and they never disagree with anything I say.
4. I don't disturb cobwebs because ... I want every creature to have
a home of their own.
5. I don't Spring Cleaning because ... I love all the seasons and
don't want the others to get jealous.
6. I don't put things away because ... we'll never be able to find
anything ever again.
7. I don't do gourmet meals when I entertain because ... I don't want
my guests to stress out over what to make when they invite me over for dinner.
8. I don't iron because ... hey, they say "Permanent Press" right on 'em.
9. I don't stress much on anything because ... "Type A" personalities
die young and I think it'd be a lot of fun to stick around and become
wrinkled, crusty and cantankerous. (Hey, I'm there already! -Tom)
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Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
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