Two deaf men were talking (signing) on their coffee break, about
being out late the night before.

The first man said," My wife was asleep when I got home, so I was able to
sneak into bed and not get into trouble."

The second deaf man said, " Boy you're lucky. My wife was wide
awake, waiting for me in bed, and she started swearing at me and
yelling for being out so late."

The first deaf man asked, " So what did you do?"

"I turned out the light," the second man replied.

----------- Today's saying or thought -------------------------

I just lost my job at the Psychic Help Line.
I did not see that coming.