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  1. 23rd July 2016, 09:28 AM #1
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    Default Rattlesnakes

    My husband was playing golf with our town's fire chief when he hit a
    ball into the rough. As he headed for the brush to find his ball, the
    chief warned him, "Be careful, the rattlesnakes are out."

    The chief explained that calls had been coming in all week requesting
    assistance with removing the snakes.

    "You've got to be kidding," my husband replied in astonishment.
    "People actually call the fire department to help them with
    rattlesnakes? What do you say to them?"

    "Well," said the chief, "the first thing I ask is, 'Is it on fire?'"

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  2. 23rd July 2016, 08:41 PM #2
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