Having a family breakfast at a local restaurant, my very active
seven-year-old nephew was given a blank paper placemat and crayons to
keep him entertained.

He busily created pictures including all the family members. When
finished, he turned to me and said,"Look, Uncle Wayne, I made a
picture of you."

I looked at it and said,"Hey, that's great! You made me look so tall and slim."

He replied, "Yeah, I know, but I was running out of paper."