It seems that The Donald's plane was having difficulties and he had to return from North Carolina to Washington DC. The President and Hillary were flying from South Carolina to Washington DC in Air Force One. The President offered to land and pick up The Donald and give him a ride to Washington DC.

Somewhere about the middle of Virginia, Air Force One encountered extreme turbulence and crashed into the side of a mountain. The question is who was saved?

The American people, of course.