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    Default Tender, Loving Care

    Diagnosing my problem as water on the knee, the doctor prescribed
    complete bed rest.

    When we got home, my husband set me up in a lounge
    chair and brought my knitting and some books.

    As he packed ice around my knee, he said, "Now, honey, I don't want
    you to move until it's time to get dinner ready."

    I have Home Care come twice a day while he is in hospital.
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    When my mother was diagnosed with water on the knee the doctor just gave her a tap on the shin.

    Cheers

    Doug
    I got sick of sitting around doing nothing - so I took up meditation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by doug3030 View Post
    When my mother was diagnosed with water on the knee the doctor just gave her a tap on the shin.

    Cheers

    Doug
    Touche
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    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

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    Back in the 60s when I had water on the knee, the doc told me to wear drainpipe trousers.
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