Windows Issue

[John Saxton]

may have been posted but still good for a giggle!

HANDYMAN HUSBAND
Blond Wife texts her handy husband on a cold winter morning:
"WINDOWS FROZEN ~ WON'T OPEN"

Husband texts back:
"GENTLY POUR SOME LUKEWARM WATER
OVER THE EDGES
AND THEN TAP EDGES SHARPLY
WITH HAMMER"

Wife texts back 5 minutes later:

"LAPTOP REALLY BUGGERED NOW

[doug3030]

A man was visiting his grown-up son when he asked if he could borrow a newspaper.

His son told him "Dad nobody uses them any more, here, use my I-pad.

The dad disappears into the lounge-room, I-pad in hand and the son hears an almighty crash.

The son runs into the lounge-room to see his father holding the smashed remains of his I-pad.

The Father grinned and said "Love these new devices - bloody fly never knew what hit it!"

Cheers

Doug