Father's Name?

[Rodgera]

It was the little girl's first day at school and the teacher was
making out her registration card.

"What is your father's name?

"Daddy," replied the child.

"Yes, I know, but what does your mother call him?"

"Oh, she doesn't call him anything. She likes him!"

[AlexS]

Don't laugh! SWMBO was a pre-school teacher and asked a little girl the same question. The answer was "D---head."

[doug3030]

The teacher showed the class of grade one students a picture of a deer and asked if anyone knew what sort of animal it was.

Nobody answered so she gave a clue. "What does your mother call your father?"

Little Jonny put up his hand and replied "Its a horny ape, Miss."

CHeers

Doug

[rrich]

I read the joke to SWMBO.

To say that "The lights are on but nobody is home" is an understatement.

[Tonyz]

single mum enters Centrelink with a mob of kids in tow.... waiting her turn the kids starts playing up,,,"Jack" she yells and brings quietness to order, soon after they start loofing off again, again she yells "Jack".

well the customer services officer is very impremesed with this and during conversation quietly asks " I am impressed but if you just want one of them in particular, what do you say?"
" Orr shoit lov, thats easy I just yell their surname....................