jsut a little bit under the wether

[AlexS]

Zed my friend, ignore those who poke ordure at you for your alchohol intolerance. What you are experiencing is that heightened sensitivity, improved reaction time, better judgement and doubling of visual acuity that comes wth a few drinks.

You should now go immediately to your workshop, select your most expensive piece of timber and cut a few dovetails for practice. (It may be more convenient to cut said timber into many small pieces first.)

With your remaining fingers, you should then press the 'on' button of your biggest, sharpest, noisiest piece of machinery, and run some of these small pieces through/over it. Do this several times - the aim is to see how thin a piece you can make. Do not use a push stick, you will find your fingertips are much more sensitive when doing precision work such as this.

[Grunt]

Sage advice there Alex.

[Daddles]

Sage advice there Alex.

That coming from a boxer for a chimp

Richard

[MathewA]

Your grammer and spelling seems to be much better...

[multinut]

the morning after

[Zed]

that cant be me, he's hung like hamster.

[Grunt]

This is a quote from an article I found.

Although chimpanzees are even more promiscuous than humans, the penis of the male chimp is only half the size than the penis of a man. This shows that especially human females prefer longer and bigger penises.

So Zed, you are larger than a hamster and smaller than the rest of us.

[jow104]

Grunt

Have you been purchasing magazines again from the top shelf

[Grunt]

No, I just know all the good websites.


Actually, Google is my friend.

[Iain]

:d

[Auld Bassoon]

Zed my friend, ignore those who poke ordure at you for your alchohol intolerance. What you are experiencing is that heightened sensitivity, improved reaction time, better judgement and doubling of visual acuity that comes wth a few drinks.

You should now go immediately to your workshop, select your most expensive piece of timber and cut a few dovetails for practice. (It may be more convenient to cut said timber into many small pieces first.)

With your remaining fingers, you should then press the 'on' button of your biggest, sharpest, noisiest piece of machinery, and run some of these small pieces through/over it. Do this several times - the aim is to see how thin a piece you can make. Do not use a push stick, you will find your fingertips are much more sensitive when doing precision work such as this.

Nasty mood eh?

Cheers!

[Zed]

im starting to regret starting this thread...

[Caliban]

im starting to regret starting this thread...

No, my friend, you have just shown that it is only humans that kill for fun.
Unless penis envy is involved.

[Rocker]

Under the wether? Sounds like a queer kiwi

Rocker