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2nd September 2005, 10:33 PM #16
Zed my friend, ignore those who poke ordure at you for your alchohol intolerance. What you are experiencing is that heightened sensitivity, improved reaction time, better judgement and doubling of visual acuity that comes wth a few drinks.
You should now go immediately to your workshop, select your most expensive piece of timber and cut a few dovetails for practice. (It may be more convenient to cut said timber into many small pieces first.)
With your remaining fingers, you should then press the 'on' button of your biggest, sharpest, noisiest piece of machinery, and run some of these small pieces through/over it. Do this several times - the aim is to see how thin a piece you can make. Do not use a push stick, you will find your fingertips are much more sensitive when doing precision work such as this.
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2nd September 2005, 10:46 PM #17
Sage advice there Alex.
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3rd September 2005, 01:46 PM #18
Originally Posted by Grunt
Richard
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3rd September 2005, 06:18 PM #19
Your grammer and spelling seems to be much better...
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4th September 2005, 05:25 PM #20
the morning after
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4th September 2005, 05:40 PM #21
that cant be me, he's hung like hamster.
Zed
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4th September 2005, 05:50 PM #22
This is a quote from an article I found.
Although chimpanzees are even more promiscuous than humans, the penis of the male chimp is only half the size than the penis of a man. This shows that especially human females prefer longer and bigger penises.
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4th September 2005, 06:08 PM #23
Grunt
Have you been purchasing magazines again from the top shelfwoody U.K.
"Common looking people are the best in the world: that is the reason the Lord makes so many of them." ~ Abraham Lincoln
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4th September 2005, 06:11 PM #24
No, I just know all the good websites.
Actually, Google is my friend.Photo Gallery
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4th September 2005, 07:38 PM #25
:d
Stupidity kills. Absolute stupidity kills absolutely.
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4th September 2005, 07:53 PM #26
Originally Posted by AlexS
Cheers!
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4th September 2005, 07:56 PM #27
im starting to regret starting this thread...
Zed
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4th September 2005, 08:20 PM #28
Originally Posted by Zed
Unless penis envy is involved.Cheers
Jim
"I see dumb peope!"
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4th September 2005, 08:23 PM #29
Under the wether? Sounds like a queer kiwi
Rocker