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  1. #1
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    Default What Retired People Do

    Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well for example, the other day I went into town and went to a shop in Lake street. I was only in there for about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.



    I went up to him and said, "Come on mate, how about giving a senior a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

    I called him a Nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tyres.



    So I called him a piece of dog ****. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the

    first.

    Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.



    Personally, I didn't give a ****. I came into town by bus.



    I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important at my age.
    If it walks like a duck, talks like a duck and looks like a duck then it's a friggin duck.

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    Got to rember to do that...........

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    Baz, I feel tempted to question the marital status of your parents in an attempt to impugne your morality.

    Richard

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    Hi Baz,
    Love it, so long as you don't do it to me

    Cheers!

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    No end of fun when you're retired
    Regards, Bob Thomas

    www.wombatsawmill.com

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