Results 1 to 3 of 3

Thread: Cheap flights

  1. #1
    Join Date
    Sep 2007
    Location
    Bottom of the leg
    Age
    83
    Posts
    366

    Default Cheap flights

    Allan was in the pub having a beer with his mates and he said:

    My wife asked me what I was doing on the computer last night, I
    explained to her I was looking for cheap flights.

    "I love you!" she said, and then she got all excited, quickly
    undressed and we had great sex ......

    Which is odd because she's never shown an interest in darts before.


    Cheers Fred



    The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with the light on.
    http://www.redbubble.com/people/fredsmi ... t_creative"

    Updated 26 April 2010
    http://sites.google.com/site/pomfred/

  2. #2
    Join Date
    May 2007
    Location
    Pretty Sally Hill, Wallan Vic
    Age
    85
    Posts
    0

    Default

    That was a load of "bulls... ("bulls eye")

    Allan
    Life is short ... smile while you still have teeth.

  3. #3
    Join Date
    Dec 2002
    Location
    SW Sydney
    Age
    75
    Posts
    12

    Default

    Allan + Computer = oxymoron
    Androgens Order
    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

Similar Threads

  1. cheap return flights to UK available
    By jow104 in forum NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION
    Replies: 0
    Last Post: 14th March 2004, 07:00 PM

Bookmarks

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •