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10th March 2016, 08:55 AM #1
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Danger! Do Not Touch!
Our supply clerk at the factory was in a dither.
A box had been left on the loading dock with this warning printed on it:
"Danger! Do Not Touch!"
Management was called, and we were told to stay clear of the box
until it could be analyzed.
When the foreman arrived, he donned safety goggles and gloves,
and then he carefully opened the box.
Inside were 25 signs that read:
"Danger! Do Not Touch!"
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12th March 2016, 10:09 AM #2
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Good one.
Reminds me of the wet paint sign, no one believes it, everyone has a tentative touch to see if it is true.Regards,
Bob
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12th March 2016, 07:03 PM #3
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You tell someone something is hot, and they will test it.
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12th March 2016, 08:57 PM #4
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Try putting up a "DRY PAINT" sign somewhere and watch inconspicuously from a distance... Everyone HAS to touch it.
Originally Posted by Bob38S
I got sick of sitting around doing nothing - so I took up meditation.
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