New Dictionary

[Rodgera]

While I was employed by a private corporation and assigned to the
space-shuttle program, my job included ordering supplies.

One of the engineers asked me to get a new dictionary for him.
The request form said, "State reason this item is needed," so I asked him
why he wanted one.

I expected his answer would be "My old copy is lost" or "The cover is
falling off."

Instead he replied, "My edition defines spaceship as an
'imaginary aircraft.'"

He got his new dictionary.

----------- Today's saying or thought -------------------------

There are so many scams on the Internet now.
But for $19.95;
I will tell you how to stop them.

[Twisted Tenon]

----------- Today's saying or thought -------------------------

There are so many scams on the Internet now.
But for $19.95;
I will tell you how to stop them.

TT