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14th January 2016, 12:44 AM #1
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Afraid??
An elderly woman was pulled over by the Police, she was asked for her drivers licence.
As she was rummaging around in her hand bag, the officer noticed a .38 calibre
handgun in there. Asking if she had a permit for the handgun, she replied "Yes,
I also have one for the .45 Automatic in the glovebox and the .357 magnum revolver
in the centre console"
The Officer asked "what are you afraid of", the reply "Absolutely nothing!!!!"Last edited by KBs PensNmore; 14th January 2016 at 12:46 AM. Reason: Granmar
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14th January 2016, 09:03 AM #2
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Well tooled!
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14th January 2016, 09:55 AM #3
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It was a wonder the copy did not "rifle" through her
glovebox for further weapons.
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14th January 2016, 10:22 AM #4
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I like the calibre of the jokes on here.
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14th January 2016, 12:47 PM #5
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Did she do the bolt?
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14th January 2016, 12:58 PM #6
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Bet she is a barrel of laughs at a party.
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14th January 2016, 04:33 PM #7
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Afraid??
Ok one more. I'd better get back to work or I'll get fired...
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14th January 2016, 05:51 PM #8
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Getting fired would trigger a rise in unemployment.
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14th January 2016, 08:57 PM #9
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She was only a gunsmith's daughter - but she sure was loaded
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14th January 2016, 09:04 PM #10
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I bet she was good at rifling the cupboards
The person who never made a mistake never made anything
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15th January 2016, 12:11 AM #11
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Taking stock was she?
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15th January 2016, 08:36 AM #12
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Now she's the but of jokes.
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15th January 2016, 09:28 AM #13
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Yep, will certainly need to get a grip on the situation.
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15th January 2016, 10:16 AM #14
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Oh good, still going. I've gotta go or I'll get shot.
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15th January 2016, 10:24 AM #15
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Yep, put the hammer down and get going.
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