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12th November 2015, 10:47 AM #1
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At the Bike Shop
Nearing 40 and woefully out of shape, I resolved to buy a bicycle and
begin an exercise regimen.
As I browsed in the bike shop, a young, athletic-looking male clerk approached.
"What do you have for a fat old lady with a big, tender posterior who
hasn't ridden in years?" I asked.
He didn't even blink. "Well, why don't you bring her in, and we'll
see what we can do," he said, clinching the sale.
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12th November 2015, 04:43 PM #3
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[QUOTE=Rodgera;1908196]Nearing 40 and woefully out of shape, I resolved to buy a bicycle and
begin an exercise regimen.
As I browsed in the bike shop, a young, athletic-looking male clerk approached.
"What do you have for a fat old lady with a big, tender posterior who
hasn't ridden in years?" I asked.
He didn't even blink. "Well, why don't you bring her in, and we'll
see what we can do," he said, clinching the sale.
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Perhaps you have been like the bicycle -
"Two tyred" to have exercised. (lol).
AllanLife is short ... smile while you still have teeth.
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