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  1. #31
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    DavidG, beat me by 5 minutes!
    Cheers
    Barry
    If it walks like a duck, talks like a duck and looks like a duck then it's a friggin duck.

  2. #32
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    Burnett Heads, QLD
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    how about this one

    "just a freindly reminder ladies and gentlemen that our store has a policy of random bag checking at the exits - and for the old bag near the bird cages with the perches in her pocket, THIS MEANS YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  3. #33
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    Your a hardware store, You have sprinkler systems, Hide one in the lawn were they are p@##$%G and a remote tap new the register, when you spot one turn on the spinkler, bingo, they will be wetter than your lawn....
    I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.

    My Other Toys

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