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    A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when
    the subject of marriage counselling came up.

    "Oh, we'll never need that.
    My husband and I have a great relationship," the wife explained.

    "He was a communications major at Uni, and I majored in theatre
    arts.


    He communicates really well, and I just act as if I'm listening."



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    Very, very true.

    Allan
    Life is short ... smile while you still have teeth.

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    Sigh.

    "It rarely occurs to teenagers that the day will come when
    they'll know as little as their parents. "

    My father used to say, "At 18 you parents are the dumbest people in the world. By 21 you realize that your parents have learned a significant amount in those three years."

    Oh, Lord, how I wish that was true.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rodgera View Post
    He communicates really well, and I just act as if I'm listening."
    I always thought it was the other way around - I must have been mistaken.

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    It all depends on who's doing the talking, "what, sorry can't hear you properly", talking into a cupboard and I'm 3 m away????
    To grow old is mandatory, growing up is optional.

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