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  1. 29th October 2015, 11:37 AM #1
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    Default Vacuum Cleaner

    So this retired guy sits around the house all day.
    His wife says, "You could do     something useful, like vacuum the house once a week."

    Guy gives it a moment's thought and says, "Sure why not, show me the
    vacuum cleaner."

    Half an hour later, the guy comes into the kitchen to get some coffee.

    Wife says, "I didn't hear the vacuum work, I thought you were using it?"

    Exasperated man answers, "The stupid thing is broken, won't start. I've got to buy a new one."

    "Really", she says., "Show me - it worked fine the last time."

    So he did, pulls the cord out and lets it go,     pulls the cord out and lets it go,
    pulls the cord out and lets it go,     pulls the cord out and lets it go.

    "See, I told you it wouldn't start"
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    needed to change the plugs
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    Another Gold one
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    Probably had a vacuum in it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Allan at Wallan View Post
    Probably had a vacuum in it!

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    Even a blond would have checked for fuel.
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    That one sucks!!
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    Blow in the bag please sir
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    Don't laugh too loud, there is a "new" food blender on the market which is operated by repeatedly pulling a cord to operate the cutter.
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    Is that for those that don't want to exercise, but have healthy drinks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bob38S View Post
    Don't laugh too loud, there is a "new" food blender on the market which is operated by repeatedly pulling a cord to operate the cutter.

    Are you sure it is not a chainsaw ??

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    Yep, I'm sure it's a blender.

    From the same mob that brings you the "super, Ubeaut, A1, first class" knife sharpener and plastic melting food bag sealer. You can guess which mob.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rodgera View Post
    That one sucks!!
    Actually the problem is that it doesn't suck.
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