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    Default Qantas does it best

    Return airfare to Sydney - $700
    backpack with loose buckles and straps -$45
    low-cut jeans - $90
    lacy thong - $40

    Expression on face when hoisting heavy backpack up, catching thong and administering to self a king wedgie in front of fellow passengers - PRICELESS!

    I don't know who she was, but from the 60 or so men directly behind her who immediately winced, then fell over in hysterics - thank you!

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    Piccies Groggy, we want piccies....
    Cliff.
    If you find a post of mine that is missing a pic that you'd like to see, let me know & I'll see if I can find a copy.

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    He couldnt take any he was too busy rolling around on the floor laughing her ass off
    Regards, Bob Thomas

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    "administering to self a king wedgie"

    Strewth, I thought you were talking about your own misdemeanor until I read the last line
    Ray

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    Quote Originally Posted by Groggy
    Expression on face when hoisting heavy backpack up, catching thong and administering to self a king wedgie in front of fellow passengers - PRICELESS!!
    That back pack must have had long straps if they reached all the way down to her feet to catch her "lacy thong".

    This is Australia, it is called a G-String or G-Banger

    Jack
    "There is no dark side of the moon really. Matter of fact it's all dark."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack E
    That back pack must have had long straps if they reached all the way down to her feet to catch her "lacy thong".

    This is Australia, it is called a G-String or G-Banger

    Jack
    Cripes, now we have lingerie nazis :eek:

    Richard

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daddles
    Cripes, now we have lingerie nazis :eek
    I take some things very seriously
    "There is no dark side of the moon really. Matter of fact it's all dark."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack E
    This is Australia, it is called a G-String or G-Banger

    I like the term "Bum Floss" myself.

    Dan
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    I'm with Dan..... and CLIFF!!!!

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    Default Thongs???????

    talking of thongs reminds me.
    Why do Aussies were thongs?
    Because we don't have enough brains to tie shoelaces!








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    I tried to be normal once.
    Worst 2 minutes of my life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by popawisky
    talking of thongs reminds me.
    Why do Aussies were thongs?
    I was trained from an early age to wear safety footwear

    Richard

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