Hello World

**Wongo** · 24th August 2005, 06:04 AM

I know we have a lot of programmers here. So lets talk like one and have so fun…..

IF interested = true THEN
Reply
ELSE
GOTO nextpost
END IF

**zathras** · 24th August 2005, 07:35 AM

class Ubeaut {
private:
. SendPM();
. ViewReputation();
public:
. StartNewThread();
. ReplyToThread();
. HijackThread();
. ImproveReputationOfOthers();
. DestroyReputationOfOthers();
. SendJoke();
protected:
. Ego();
};

The list is endless

**Wongo** · 24th August 2005, 08:19 AM

<nerd>zathras</nerd>

**RufflyRustic** · 24th August 2005, 08:52 AM

print"Need More Wood"
print"Need Big Shed"
print"Need More Tools"

I only know basic, is that ok Wongo?

Cheers
RufflyRustic

**silentC** · 24th August 2005, 09:04 AM

<insult name="Wongo">Get a life</insult>

<xsl:stylesheet>
<xsl:template match="/">
<html>
<body>
<h1>Insult Wongo</h1>
<xsl:apply-templates select="insult" />
</body>
</html>
</xsl:template>

<xsl:template match="insult">
<p>Hey, <xsl:value-of select="@name" />, <xsl:apply-templates /></p>
</xsl:template>
</xsl:stylesheet>

**johna** · 24th August 2005, 09:32 AM

and here is window xp source code

#include
#include
#include

char make_prog_look_big[1600000];

main()
{
if (detect_cache())
disable_cache();

if (fast_cpu())
set_wait_states(lots);

set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
set_mouse(action, jumpy);
set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);

printf("Welcome to Windoze 3.999 (we might get it right \
or just call it Chicargo)\n");

if (system_ok())
crash(to_dos_prompt);
else
system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);

while(1) {
sleep(5);
get_user_input();
sleep(5);
act_on_user_input();
sleep(5);
if (rand() < 0.9)
crash(complete_system);
}
return(unrecoverable_system);
}

**Jack E** · 24th August 2005, 09:45 AM

NERDS!!!!

**Wood Borer** · 24th August 2005, 10:43 AM

Wongo,

You have been away from your shed, timber and tools for too long.

You should beam yourself back Scotty or wear a foilley before the aliens take over completely.

**arose62** · 24th August 2005, 10:48 AM

while (trees)
add_item_to_TODO_LIST;
require(new_tool);
if (money) and !SWMBO then
acquire(new_tool);
select case (time){
weekend|holiday|"sick" -> goto shed;
workhours|night -> { wget("LeeValleyCatalogue.html");
drool;}
while (TODO_LIST)
fiddle;
pfaff;
sharpen;
design;
begin;

**Grunt** · 24th August 2005, 10:49 AM

using System.********;
using System.MoreCrap;

namespace Au.Com.UBeaut.Woodworkforums {

class public {

public () {

while (moreThreadsToRead) {
ReadThread();
if (threadStartedBy.equals(Zed) {
WieldAxe();
}
else if (thread.ContainsBullShit()) {
WieldAxe();
}
else if (thread.ContainsNaughtyPictures()) {
StareAtPicture();
Sleep(10);
WieldAxe();
}
else {
WieldAxe();
}
}
}
}
}

**Daddles** · 24th August 2005, 10:58 AM

******.***=****
**[****]** ****
*** ****-****
********

Richard

edited to complain about the banned words filter messing with my code

**HappyHammer** · 24th August 2005, 11:03 AM

This is sad

**Zed** · 24th August 2005, 11:04 AM

I agree with Jack E - what a pack of geeks!

**pau1** · 24th August 2005, 11:04 AM

**Zed** · 24th August 2005, 11:25 AM

set output wood geek;
set table_name for read_only

select
username as geek
avatar
rep points

from
user_table_name

where

username in ('geek','nerd')
;

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