Tissues

[Caliban]

THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER
>>
>> Fresh from her shower, My wife stood in front of the mirror, complaining
>> to
>> me that her breasts are too small. Instead of me characteristically
>> telling
>> her it's not so, I uncharacteristically came up with a suggestion.
>> "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet
>> paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."
>> Puzzled but willing to try anything, she fetched a piece of toilet paper
>> and
>> stood in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts.
>> "How long will this take?" she asked.
>> "They will grow larger over a period of years," I replied.
>> She stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between
>> my
>> breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"
>> Without missing a beat I said, "Worked for your bum, didn't it?"

[echnidna]

You live dangerously!!

[Daddles]

It's a miracle he survived to 47. Perhaps he's lying about his age.

Richard

[Caliban]

No
I lied about saying it, I just copied it from an email I received and was too lazy to change it. Also I laughed so hard Swmbo came over and read it then I was too sore to change it. So I sent it to her sister who has a really big bum. Lucky she is 400kms away.

[Geoff Dean]

You live dangerously!!

echnidna had it right, you do live dangerously

[Caliban]

I'm both ugly and stupid.
but it's a really funny joke.