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20th August 2015, 09:12 PM #1
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Aren't older women great?
After being married for 45 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, "Forty five years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa-bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV. But hey I got to sleep every night with a hot 23-year-old girl.
Now ... I have a $750,000 home, a $45,000 car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 73-year-old woman. So I said to my wife "it seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.
Aren't older women great?
They really know how to solve an old guy's problems!
Last edited by KBs PensNmore; 20th August 2015 at 09:13 PM. Reason: Too small a print for us oldies
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20th August 2015, 09:15 PM #2
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Love it
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20th August 2015, 09:23 PM #3
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Tha'ts absolutely priceless!!!!!!! Love it
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20th August 2015, 11:35 PM #4
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Love it too. But isn't the maths out a bit? 23 +45 = 68
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21st August 2015, 07:23 PM #5
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In my maths 23 + 45 = 68 as well.
There might be some inflation in there. Not sure what has inflated though.
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21st August 2015, 07:30 PM #6
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They were living in sin for the first 5 yrs.
…..Live a Quiet Life & Work with your Hands
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22nd August 2015, 01:24 AM #7
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More points in favour of the old girls
They don't yell
They don't tell
And they don't swell.
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22nd August 2015, 09:34 AM #8
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22nd August 2015, 06:30 PM #9
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Originally Posted by AlexS
Mine's not.
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23rd August 2015, 07:48 PM #10
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Aw shucks, must be something wrong with your technique
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