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    Which is heavier, a pound of feathers or a pound of gold?

    A. The same.

    B. The feathers.

    C. The gold.
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    Wot is the age of the captain?

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    Quote Originally Posted by FenceFurniture View Post
    Give 'im some false clues OGB - he owes 5 minutes to half the forum .
    Yes John has totally missed the point. I explained the relationship between speed = distance/time and the walking speed defined as
    (steps per100m per second)/time. I think John has become obsessed with the Royal Family and completely ignored the fact that to correctly answer the test he must demonstrate correlation between the changes in physiology data (pulse rate,etc) to speed and walking speed definitions above, and the impact of these changes to Kate's assertion that she has to walk 17% faster than William just to keep up.

    Perhaps he could also explain how to add closed loop PMW control with PID logic to ensure that Kate maintans a constant speed.

    In respect to John's request for additional information, I suggest that to determine the RPM of the pram wheels, he needs to consider the relevant force able to be projected on to the handle of the pram by the Queen when she pushed Charles 65 years ago as compared to the force which Kate is able to impart on the handle to push Charlotte today. Of course he will need to account for the increased resistance in the wheel bearings due to age and probable lack of maintenance, the effect of climate change which may have dried out the ground thus reducing friction between the wheels and the ground and number of seconds bewteen the current time and the time in Ireland on the 1st January 2016 at 1.01 pm. To this I would suggect that he use a constant of intergation of 0.001^2 for each double scotch he has consummed in the past 24 hours.

    How many minutes can we claim now?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bob38S View Post
    Which is heavier, a pound of feathers or a pound of gold?

    A. The same.

    B. The feathers.

    C. The gold.
    Weight or currency?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oldgreybeard View Post
    Yes John has totally missed the point. I explained the relationship between speed = distance/time and the walking speed defined as
    (steps per100m per second)/time. I think John has become obsessed with the Royal Family and completely ignored the fact that to correctly answer the test he must demonstrate correlation between the changes in physiology data (pulse rate,etc) to speed and walking speed definitions above, and the impact of these changes to Kate's assertion that she has to walk 17% faster than William just to keep up.

    Perhaps he could also explain how to add closed loop PMW control with PID logic to ensure that Kate maintans a constant speed.

    In respect to John's request for additional information, I suggest that to determine the RPM of the pram wheels, he needs to consider the relevant force able to be projected on to the handle of the pram by the Queen when she pushed Charles 65 years ago as compared to the force which Kate is able to impart on the handle to push Charlotte today. Of course he will need to account for the increased resistance in the wheel bearings due to age and probable lack of maintenance, the effect of climate change which may have dried out the ground thus reducing friction between the wheels and the ground and number of seconds bewteen the current time and the time in Ireland on the 1st January 2016 at 1.01 pm. To this I would suggect that he use a constant of intergation of 0.001^2 for each double scotch he has consummed in the past 24 hours.

    How many minutes can we claim now?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DaveTTC View Post
    E

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    Dave you are the only one to offer an opinion as to the correct answer.

    Should we tell him whether he is correct or wait for grumpy John's dissertation on the correlation of the physiology data to the speed and walking speed definitions?

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    I didn't think the point of this thread was to supply the correct answer, but to confuse the issue with as much irrelevant data as possible.

    BTW, I would have answered E also.
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    Quote Originally Posted by yvan View Post
    Wot is the age of the captain?
    43, prove me wrong .




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    Quote Originally Posted by Grumpy John View Post
    I didn't think the point of this thread was to supply the correct answer, but to confuse the issue with as much irrelevant data as possible.


    To confuse you as much as possible.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Oldgreybeard View Post
    Dave you are the only one to offer an opinion as to the correct answer.

    Should we tell him whether he is correct or wait for grumpy John's dissertation on the correlation of the physiology data to the speed and walking speed definitions?
    I would tell Dave that he is correct but not let Grumpy see our answer.
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    I just figured they were hand in hand then after reading the rest of the thread thought whoops. I spoilt the moment lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by DaveTTC View Post
    I just figured they were hand in hand then after reading the rest of the thread thought whoops. I spoilt the moment lol

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    Which is heavier, a pound of feathers or a pound of gold?

    A. The same.

    B. The feathers.

    C. The gold.



    Quote Originally Posted by Oldgreybeard View Post
    Weight or currency?
    Weight.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bob38S View Post
    Which is heavier, a pound of feathers or a pound of gold?

    A. The same.

    B. The feathers.

    C. The gold.





    Weight.
    No don't wieght - the price of gold is falling

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    Quote Originally Posted by FenceFurniture View Post


    To confuse you as much as possible.
    Huh???????

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