Ah, students god bless em

[fenderbelly]

A male student is looking for a place to sit in a crowded university library.

He asked a girl: "Do you mind if I sit beside you?"

The girl replied in a loud voice:


"I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!"

All the students in the library started staring at the guy;

He was truly embarrassed and moved to another table.


After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy's table
and said with a laugh:

"I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking. I guess you felt
embarrassed, right?"

The guy then responded in a loud voice:

"$500 FOR ONE NIGHT? . . . THAT'S TOO MUCH!"

All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock.

The guy whispered to her: "I study law, and I know how to make people
pay for their stupidity."

[rrich]

Or he could have said:
"OMG! $500 dollars? I only want to rent it, not buy it."