An Apology

[rrich]

I must sincerely apologize to all my friends here.

I had always thought that Americans had the monopoly on diminished mental capacity politicians. It is obvious that we are barely equal with the rest of the world. I sincerely apologize for my incorrect impressions.

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Price Phillip.... I love this idiot.
"If it doesn't fart or eat hay then she isn't interested"
- speaking about his daughter, Princess Anne.

"Well, you'll never fly in it, you're too fat to be an astronaut."
- to a 13-year-old whilst visiting a space shuttle.


When meeting a 60-year-old disabled man: "How many people have you knocked over this morning on that thing?" David Miller, a trustee of the Valentine Mansion in Redbridge, said he took no offence.


To Australian Aborigines during a visit to Australia with the Queen he asked: "Do you still throw spears at each other?"
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Just sitting here getting coffee up my nose.

[Allan at Wallan]

"Just sitting here getting coffee up my nose".


Oh Rich, you will get an "International Roast"
for your comments on Phil the dill from over the hill.


Allan

[rrich]

Oh Allan,

We just had the California state legislator from Fresno declare that our severe drought is caused by abortions.
(Not a joke)
According to her, it is God's wrath because California allows abortions.