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Thread: New Car Features
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12th June 2015, 04:48 PM #1
New Car Features
We were driving in my friend's new car. I asked him about its features.
He listed the usual, then added,
- "It tells me to slow down as I approach the speed limit.
- It warns me when I have to stop.
- It points out solid no-passing lines."
I expressed my amazement.
"But," he explained,
"these features only work when SWMBO is in the car."
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