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    Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball
    headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit
    one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell
    to the ground, and proceeded to roll around in agony. The woman rushed down
    to the man and immediately began to apologize. 'Please allow me to help. I'm
    a Physical Therapist, and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow
    me,' she told him. 'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few
    minutes,' the man replied.
    He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position...still clasping his
    hands at his groin. At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to
    help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his
    pants, and put her hands inside. She administered tender and artful massage
    for several long moments and asked, 'How does that feel?' 'Feels great,' he
    replied, 'but I still think my thumb's broken!'
    regards
    Nick
    veni, vidi,
    tornavi
    Without wood it's just ...

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    PMSL. Thank you.
    Chris
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    Life isn't always fair

    ....................but it's better than the alternative.

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