Skippy

[John Saxton]

A woman goes to her boyfriend's parents' house for Christmas
dinner.

This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very
nervous.
They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal.

The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her
nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost making
her eyes
water. Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit
and lets
out a dainty fart.
It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the poof. Before she
even
had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's father looked over at
the
dog
that had been snoozing under the woman's chair, and said in a rather
stern
voice, 'Skippy!'.

The woman thought, 'This is great!' and a big smile came across her
face.
A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again.
longer
rrrrrip.

Once again the woman smiled and thought 'Yes!' A few minutes later
the woman
had to let another rip. This time she didn't even think about it.
She let a fart rip that rivaled a train whistle blowing.

Once again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled,
'Dammit
Skippy, get away from her, before she sh*ts on you!'

[Chesand]

I note that you did not call her a lady.

[KBs PensNmore]

An oldie but a GOODIE
Kryn