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27th May 2015, 10:54 AM #1
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Florist Note
I'm not the easiest guy in the world to get along with. So when our
anniversary rolled around, I wanted my wife to know how much I
appreciated her tolerating me for the past 20 years. I ordered
flowers and told the florist to enclose a card that read, "Thanks for
putting up with me so long."
When my wife got the delivery, she called me at work.
"Just where do you think you're going?" she asked.
"What do you mean?" I said.
She read the card aloud as the florist had written it: "Thanks for
putting up with me. So long."Androgens Order
Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
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28th May 2015, 06:17 PM #2
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When I separated from my first wife, I left her a note, because she was never home, and I worked 7-7, 6 days a week, the note read "If you find a few of my things missing, don't worry cos I'm with them." a few of my close friends thought it was great.
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