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    jointer accident
    The person who never made a mistake never made anything

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    bloody mess
    regards from Alberta, Canada

    ian

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    Call 000 not 911


    only 7 to go to get to 10 to the third power.
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    Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence.

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    Shark fillets
    Androgens Order
    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

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    cod balls
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    veni, vidi,
    tornavi
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    B & S Ball.
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    Bouncing
    Cheers Fred



    The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with the light on.
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    Castle
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    Chess.
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    Checkmate!
    The person who never made a mistake never made anything

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    Franga
    And my head I'd be a scratchin'
    While my thoughts were busy hatchin'
    If I only had a brain.

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    Raincoat.
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    drizabone
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    oiled japara




    twenty till two to the tenth
    regards from Alberta, Canada

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    well oiled
    Cheers Fred



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