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Thread: Proper Titles

  1. #1
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    My husband had been promoted to a newly created position.
    He was eager to find out what his official title was, so when his business
    cards finally arrived, I was surprised that he seemed reluctant to show me.

    After some persuasion, He gave me a card, naming him
    Director Of Product Efficiency.

    "Wow" I responded, "That sounds impressive.

    "Not really," He replied as he removed my thumb from the acronym
    underneath.

    It read DOPE
    Androgens Order
    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

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    Years ago I worked for a company that had multiple levels of management, one of which was "Business Unit Manager".

    Yes, the acronym was used in memos but not (as far as I know) on their business cards .
    Cheers, Bob the labrat

    Measure once and.... the phone rings!

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